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Is Christianity a haven for sadists? Why most of you relish the thought of the rest of us burning in Hell?
Seriously, it is disturbing.
“Don’t make blanket statements about things you know nothing about Feral! Your mommy didn’t nurse you well enough, because God exists and you WILL go to Hell and I will laugh and laugh at your flesh burning from your body! Your muscles will roast nicely and you will smell of hickory BBQ pork! Oh God, please let Feral burn burn BURN! Yay! This is making me hot! I need to get some fresh air! This is SO exciting! WOOOOHOOO boys we got another sinner gonna burn on the pit tonight!”
“I mean, yeah…. peace and love be with you brother! Turn the other cheek and all that I meant. God Bless!”
What the hell? Did you change your icon while I was away?
That wolf looked a lot better if you asked me…
If it’s a choice between eternal hell and eternal heaven… I’m gonna be surfing on the lake of fire and high five at Satan every time I pass by the motherf*ckin’ shore!
Okay, back to business. Christians are rather masochists than sadists. Because they like to get their a-s-s whooped by their religion, to “suffer” just like their Jesus Christs and then get redeemed rightfully.
But if you insist on sadism, we should be able to find plenty of that too. I don’t have the passages in my mind, but those regarding punishment for sinners are a bright example. Stoning, chopping of hands and tongues, being whipped, being killed, crucified hung from a tree, yup I think they’ve got them all.
Sadly I don’t recall any practical examples right now. I took a look once at http://www.whydoesgodhateamputees.com/bible.htm (or a sub-link) and looked up the given examples in my Bibles. I was pretty confused by what I found. I mean, did god wrote that sh*t about torturing and killing gays, unmarried girls giving birth and such? No wonder we’re sooooo “tolerant” these days…
Middle ages. No examples needed. All the funky sh*t happened out there
Today? I watched on the news this year a reportage about people walking for miles on their knees to reach an icon or a cross or a sacred symbol or something in order to purify themselves of their sins…
Lord, whip me now, for I’m a masochist!
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